I'm Fine. This Is a Lie. Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

$44.99

I'm fine.

This is a lie.

But thank you for asking.

For the woman who's mastered the art of smiling politely while her internal monologue is screaming, her patience is hanging by a thread, and she's approximately one minor inconvenience away from becoming a cautionary tale.

Maybe you're overwhelmed. Maybe you're overthinking. Maybe you've had enough of everyone's bullshit for one lifetime. Or maybe you're perfectly fine and just enjoy keeping people guessing.

Whatever the situation, this sweatshirt says what you're thinking so you don't have to waste precious energy explaining yourself.

Soft, cozy, and featuring a bold black-and-hot-pink design, it's perfect for coffee runs, grocery shopping, avoiding unnecessary conversations, or attending family gatherings where someone is inevitably going to ask why you're still single.

Because sometimes "I'm fine" is less of a statement and more of a public relations strategy.

Product Details

• Unisex premium crewneck sweatshirt
• Regular fit
• 100% cotton face for a smooth printed finish
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Soft, tightly knit three-end fleece
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, cuffs, and hem
• Garment sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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I'm fine.

This is a lie.

But thank you for asking.

For the woman who's mastered the art of smiling politely while her internal monologue is screaming, her patience is hanging by a thread, and she's approximately one minor inconvenience away from becoming a cautionary tale.

Maybe you're overwhelmed. Maybe you're overthinking. Maybe you've had enough of everyone's bullshit for one lifetime. Or maybe you're perfectly fine and just enjoy keeping people guessing.

Whatever the situation, this sweatshirt says what you're thinking so you don't have to waste precious energy explaining yourself.

Soft, cozy, and featuring a bold black-and-hot-pink design, it's perfect for coffee runs, grocery shopping, avoiding unnecessary conversations, or attending family gatherings where someone is inevitably going to ask why you're still single.

Because sometimes "I'm fine" is less of a statement and more of a public relations strategy.

Product Details

• Unisex premium crewneck sweatshirt
• Regular fit
• 100% cotton face for a smooth printed finish
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Soft, tightly knit three-end fleece
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, cuffs, and hem
• Garment sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!