It’s a beautiful day. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, and absolutely nobody asked for your opinion.
Featuring one of our deceptively adorable Sweet Little Savages, this insulated water bottle delivers a gentle reminder that minding your own fucking business is always in season.
Sweet vintage charm. Spectacularly inappropriate language. Just the way we like it.
Perfect for staying hydrated while maintaining your boundaries, ignoring unsolicited advice, and generally keeping your nose out of other people's nonsense.
Because hydration is important. So is knowing when to shut the fuck up.
Product Details
Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
Plastic lid with wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping
32 oz (950 ml) capacity
Measurements: 9.92″ (25.2 cm) x 3.54″ (9 cm) diameter
Glossy finish
Convenient rotating handle
Includes anti-slip patch
Blank product sourced from China
Care: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Made Just for You. Because Cookie-Cutter Isn't Our Thing.
Your order is made especially for you after you click that lovely little buy button. That means it takes a bit longer to arrive, but we're not in the business of cranking out mountains of stuff nobody asked for.
Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
Less waste. More moxie. Everybody wins.
It’s a beautiful day. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, and absolutely nobody asked for your opinion.
Featuring one of our deceptively adorable Sweet Little Savages, this insulated water bottle delivers a gentle reminder that minding your own fucking business is always in season.
Sweet vintage charm. Spectacularly inappropriate language. Just the way we like it.
Perfect for staying hydrated while maintaining your boundaries, ignoring unsolicited advice, and generally keeping your nose out of other people's nonsense.
Because hydration is important. So is knowing when to shut the fuck up.
Product Details
Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
Plastic lid with wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping
32 oz (950 ml) capacity
Measurements: 9.92″ (25.2 cm) x 3.54″ (9 cm) diameter
Glossy finish
Convenient rotating handle
Includes anti-slip patch
Blank product sourced from China
Care: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Made Just for You. Because Cookie-Cutter Isn't Our Thing.
Your order is made especially for you after you click that lovely little buy button. That means it takes a bit longer to arrive, but we're not in the business of cranking out mountains of stuff nobody asked for.
Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
Less waste. More moxie. Everybody wins.
