My Ex's Greatest Hits (All Lies) Journal

$17.99
Coming in at number one: "I would never lie to you." Followed closely by the timeless classics "She's just a friend" and "You're imagining things."

For the woman who survived a relationship with a man whose greatest talent was rewriting history, dodging accountability, and delivering complete bullshit with the confidence of a man testifying under oath.

Whether you're documenting his most spectacular fabrications, keeping track of contradictions that could fill a courtroom, or compiling a greatest hits collection of promises that aged like milk in a hot car, this notebook is ready for every jaw-dropping revelation.

With 150 lined pages and a durable glossy cover, it's the perfect place for receipts, reality checks, and all those moments when you realized the only thing more impressive than his lies was his commitment to them.

Because the relationship may be over, but his greatest hits will live forever. Unfortunately.

Product Details

150 lined pages
Size: 5.12″ × 6.97″ × 0.39″ (13 × 17.7 × 1 cm)
Paper weight: 90 g/m²
Glossy laminated cover
Sturdy metal spiral binding
Blank product sourced from the USA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Coming in at number one: "I would never lie to you." Followed closely by the timeless classics "She's just a friend" and "You're imagining things."

For the woman who survived a relationship with a man whose greatest talent was rewriting history, dodging accountability, and delivering complete bullshit with the confidence of a man testifying under oath.

Whether you're documenting his most spectacular fabrications, keeping track of contradictions that could fill a courtroom, or compiling a greatest hits collection of promises that aged like milk in a hot car, this notebook is ready for every jaw-dropping revelation.

With 150 lined pages and a durable glossy cover, it's the perfect place for receipts, reality checks, and all those moments when you realized the only thing more impressive than his lies was his commitment to them.

Because the relationship may be over, but his greatest hits will live forever. Unfortunately.

Product Details

150 lined pages
Size: 5.12″ × 6.97″ × 0.39″ (13 × 17.7 × 1 cm)
Paper weight: 90 g/m²
Glossy laminated cover
Sturdy metal spiral binding
Blank product sourced from the USA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!