Some women chase men. Others call a locksmith.
Darling, if he wants to leave, hold the door open. And once he's gone? Change the locks, pour yourself something fabulous, and enjoy the peace and quiet.
Featuring a glamorous vintage-inspired vixen, a fabulous little dachshund, and a perfectly unapologetic attitude, this cozy crewneck sweatshirt is for women who've learned that the only thing worth chasing is their own happiness.
With its soft fleece interior, classic silhouette, and relaxed retro appeal, it's perfect for running errands, lounging at home, or making a quick trip to the hardware store for a brand-new deadbolt.
Because the right man won't need chasing. And the wrong one shouldn't have a key.
Good taste is overrated. Good boundaries aren't.
Product Details
100% cotton face
65% cotton, 35% polyester lining
Soft, tightly knit 3-end fleece
Classic crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Side-seamed construction
Self-fabric patch on the back
Double-needle stitching for durability
Blank shirt sourced from Pakistan
IMPORTANT SIZING NOTE: This sweatshirt runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size for a comfortable fit.
Made Just for You. Because Cookie-Cutter Isn’t Our Thing.
Your order is made especially for you after you click that lovely little buy button. That means it takes a bit longer to arrive, but we're not in the business of cranking out mountains of stuff nobody asked for.
Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
Less waste. More moxie. Everybody wins.
Some women chase men. Others call a locksmith.
Darling, if he wants to leave, hold the door open. And once he's gone? Change the locks, pour yourself something fabulous, and enjoy the peace and quiet.
Featuring a glamorous vintage-inspired vixen, a fabulous little dachshund, and a perfectly unapologetic attitude, this cozy crewneck sweatshirt is for women who've learned that the only thing worth chasing is their own happiness.
With its soft fleece interior, classic silhouette, and relaxed retro appeal, it's perfect for running errands, lounging at home, or making a quick trip to the hardware store for a brand-new deadbolt.
Because the right man won't need chasing. And the wrong one shouldn't have a key.
Good taste is overrated. Good boundaries aren't.
Product Details
100% cotton face
65% cotton, 35% polyester lining
Soft, tightly knit 3-end fleece
Classic crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Side-seamed construction
Self-fabric patch on the back
Double-needle stitching for durability
Blank shirt sourced from Pakistan
IMPORTANT SIZING NOTE: This sweatshirt runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size for a comfortable fit.
Made Just for You. Because Cookie-Cutter Isn’t Our Thing.
Your order is made especially for you after you click that lovely little buy button. That means it takes a bit longer to arrive, but we're not in the business of cranking out mountains of stuff nobody asked for.
Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
Less waste. More moxie. Everybody wins.
