Calm the Fuck Down | 9 oz Scented Soy Candle

For difficult people, difficult days, and difficult group texts.

Sometimes you need meditation. Sometimes you need deep breathing. And sometimes you need to light a fucking candle and pretend nobody else exists.

This Cinnamon Vanilla soy candle brings a cozy fragrance to those moments when your patience has officially left the building.

Perfect for unwinding after work, surviving family gatherings, or simply reclaiming five glorious minutes of peace.

Fragrance: Cinnamon Vanilla

Inhale the cozy. Exhale the bullshit.

• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US

Made Just for You. Because Cookie-Cutter Isn't Our Thing.
Your order is made especially for you after you click that lovely little buy button. That means it takes a bit longer to arrive, but we're not in the business of cranking out mountains of stuff nobody asked for.
Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
Less waste. More moxie. Everybody wins.